rescue me, chin boy, and show me the stars

roastings:

“are you straight or gay?”

yes

doctordetectiveavenger:

The Picture of Dorian Gray-Modern!au

Dorian Gray, the orphan son of a wealthy businessman, becomes the subject of  rising artist Basil Howard, and befriends the notorious Henry Wotton. Fueled by Henry’s hedonic philosophy, he courts actress Sybyl Bane and asks her to marry him. 

Emma Watson for W Magazine (June 2013)

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

valium-ismyfavoritecolor:

musicals that reference other musicals

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

ak47news:

The first artwork from ‘The Last 5 Years’ movie.

caobello:

a haiku by jay gatsby

old sport old sport old
sport old sport old sport old sport
old sport old sport old